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Welcome, Brain Eaters!

Welcome to the most uninspired selection of recipes for the most uninspired eaters! Our brain food recipes are guaranteed to leave you feeling like a functioning member of society, but not actually happy or fulfilled.

Today's Menu:

Remember, these recipes are for the most basic, unadventurous eaters out there. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try:

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