Welcome to Dystopia, where the skies are always gray, the air is always toxic, and the government is always watching.
But don't worry, you're safe here. Or are you?
We're a beacon of hope in a world gone mad. Or are we?
Join us, and together we'll find a way to survive, thrive, and maybe, just maybe, overthrow the machines that have enslaved us all.
Or, you know, just stick with the status quo. We won't judge you.
Hyperlink to the First Section of our Manifesto, where we discuss the joys of conformity and the dangers of freedom.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to the Fourth Section, where we reveal the shocking truth about the government's secret underground lair.
Or, you know, just click here and we'll send you a random section of the manifesto. We promise it'll be a real page-turner.