Our Meetings Are a Portal to Nowheresville

Warning: entering Nowheresville may cause disorientation, spontaneous singing, or an intense desire to reorganize the company's filing system.

Notable Landmarks:

• The Never-Ending Pizza Party
• The Abyss of Bureaucracy
• The Mysterious Land of Memos

Don't forget to bring your favorite "I'm not lost in Nowheresville" mug to the meeting. They're free with the purchase of a $50,000 company credit card.

Return to the Meeting