Top 10 Books in Dimension 13, Floor 5

As voted by the Intergalactic Literary Critics of the Cosmic Plane

1. "The Infinite Jest of the Multiverse" - A 500-page novel that will drive you mad with its infinite recursion.

2. "The Art of Time Travel" - A collection of short stories that will make you question the fabric of reality.

3. "The Dimensional Cookbook" - A cookbook that explains it all, from the basics of space-time cooking to the most complex recipes in the multiverse.

4. "The Cosmic Poet's Companion" - A guide to the art of writing poetry in the void of space.

5. "The Quantum Physics for Dummies" - A textbook that will make you a genius in the field, or so it claims.

6. "The Guide to Intergalactic Etiquette" - Because even aliens need manners.

7. "The History of Nothing" - A tome that will leave you feeling empty inside.

8. "The Alien's Guide to Earthly Cuisine" - A cookbook for the adventurous eater.

9. "The Multiverse's Greatest Hits" - A collection of the most popular songs in the cosmos.

10. "The Dimensional Dictionary" - Because sometimes you just need to know what the word "dimensional" means.