Section 42: The Apology to the Apologists
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that our love for the most mundane and the most absurd is a fundamental human right. We stand in solidarity with all those who have ever been forced to endure the horrors of a beige-colored cubicle or the existential dread of a 3 o'clock meeting.
Therefore, we demand the right to wear neon pink jumpsuits to the office, the right to decorate our cubicles with lava lamps and disco balls, and the right to hold spontaneous dance parties on the conference table.
Signed, The Neo-Brutalists