Welcome, traveler from Dimension 14, to our humble abode in the multiverse.
We, the Grand Inquisitors of Dimension 13, have taken it upon ourselves to codify the fundamental principles of this reality.
Our manifesto is a guide for those seeking enlightenment, or merely a good laugh.
Section 5: The Ineffability of Cheese
Article 1: The Ineffability of Cheese is a fundamental truth.
Article 2: The Ineffability of Cheese is a fundamental lie.
Article 3: The Ineffability of Cheese is a fundamental paradox.
Continue to Section 4: The Fjord of Existential Dread
Or, if you're feeling bold, proceed to Section 6: The Unraveling of Time and Space