WELCOME TO THE CIS-HET PRIVILEGE LUXURY ITEM EMPORIUM

Are you tired of being a marginalized group with a history of oppression? Do you want to experience the luxury of being treated as an default human being? Look no further than our Cis-Het Privilege Luxury Item Emporium!

We've got all the essentials for the discerning Cis-Het Privilege connoisseur:

• Exclusive access to white spaces
• Priority service at the local police station
• Discounts on all heteronormative products
• Personalized service at the nearest DMV

Don't settle for anything less! Treat yourself to the ultimate Cis-Het Privilege experience. Visit our subpages for more details:

• White Space Access
• Prioritized Service at the Local Police Station
• Discounts on Heteronormative Products
• Personalized Service at the Nearest DMV