Dimensional Dim Sum Biscuits

Where the crunch meets the multiverse.

At Dimensional Dim Sum Biscuits, we're not just any ordinary biscuit supplier. We're the multiverse's most reliable source for biscuits that defy the laws of space and time.

Our biscuits are crafted with the finest, dimensionally-aware ingredients and baked to perfection in our state-of-the-art, wormhole-enabled ovens.

Whether you're a seasoned intergalactic traveler or a local looking for a quick snack, we've got the perfect biscuit for you.

So why settle for just any ordinary biscuit when you can have a Dimensional Dim Sum Biscuit?

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