Welcome to Dimensional Stretching Co.

We're the experts in making things way too big for you. Our team of highly trained specialists will stretch your reality to new extremes.

Our services include:

Stretching your wardrobe to fit that one weird aunt's house
Expanding your social circle to include more acquaintances than you'll ever actually talk to
Increasing the shelf life of your leftovers to a whole month

Ready to take your life to new dimensions? Meet some of our satisfied clients!