Welcome, esteemed diplomats and world leaders!
Today, we're here to talk about something really important:
The Art of Making a Good First Impression with Your Slightly-Wet Socks.
Speaker 2 will guide you through the dos and don'ts of this crucial skill.
Speaker 3: "The Power of Facial Hair in International Relations" Speaker 4: "Negotiation Techniques for the Modern Era" Speaker 5: "The Ethics of Using Clichés in International Diplomacy"