Welcome to the official directory of things that do the opposite of what they're supposed to do. You're probably here for the Dipsticks, but let's be real, you're probably looking for the Moustaches of Disproportion.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might want to check out the Inverse Fashion Disasters or the Disproportional Cuisine. We're not responsible for any confusion or spontaneous combustion.
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