THE ANCIENT DIP RITUALS

Dip 1: The Great Sock Shuffle

Initiates must perform the ancient dance of the Sock Shuffle, where one's feet are bound to each other in a intricate knot, while reciting the sacred Sock Chant.

Learn the Sock Shuffle Techniques

Dip 2: The Sacred Sip

Initiates must drink a sacred beverage from the Fountain of the Ancients, while performing the Sip of Enlightenment. The beverage, known as 'Gloopernuts', grants the drinker temporary clarity of thought.

Discover the Secret Recipes for Gloopernuts

Dip 3: The Great Wall Climb

Initiates must ascend the Great Wall of the Ancients, while reciting the incantation of 'We're-Coming-Back-Down'.

Find out how to conquer the Wall without losing your grip

And so the journey continues...