Technique 3: The Art of Hanging from the Roof of a Moving Train

Also known as "The Train of Thought", this technique involves using your opposable thumbs to cling to the ceiling of a speeding train while it's in motion. Sounds crazy? It's not as crazy as it sounds, we swear.

Step 1: Find a Train with a Roof that's Just Beggin' for a Hanger

Step 2: Position Yourself for Maximum Hanging Potential

Step 3: Use your feet to push off the ground and your hands to pull yourself up

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