Elixir of the Gods Recipe Page

By Zorvath, Great Chef of the Ancient Ones

For those seeking the ultimate culinary experience, look no further than the Elixir of the Gods. This mystical potion is said to grant the drinker temporary invincibility and unparalleled flavor. To create this masterpiece, you will need:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Dragon's Breath Chili Peppers
• 2 cups of Unicorn Farts
• 1 vial of Unicorn Tears
• 1 pinch of Starlight Salt
• 1 dash of Phoenix Fire Cider

Combine the ingredients in a cauldron and stir counterclockwise for 17 times. Then, serve the elixir in delicate, gemstone-rimmed goblets.

Side effects may include: increased awesomeness, temporary invincibility, and spontaneous combustion.

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