The Sock Policy Directive

Directive 3: Sock Protocol 9001

By order of the Sock Overlord, all citizens are required to wear matching socks on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in:

1. Public shaming

2. Sock confiscation

3. Mandatory sock-themed therapy sessions

Learn about Section 1: Sock Shaming Learn about Section 2: Sock Confiscation Learn about Section 3: Sock Therapy

Remember, citizens: matching socks are not just a fashion statement, they're a matter of national security.