Directive 314: Ignore the Laundry

In the year 2154, the Laundry Council has issued a directive to ignore all laundry-related tasks until further notice. This includes:

• Not folding the socks
• Leaving the dirty dishes in the sink
• Forgetting to do the laundry altogether
• Replacing all soap with a combination of glitter and unicorn dust

Side effects may include:

• Unkempt appearance
• Unkempt behavior
• Unkempt relationships

But don't worry, we're working on it. In the meantime, enjoy this handy laundry schedule:

Day	Laundry Day
Monday	Forget
Tuesday	Tuesday
Wednesday	Wednesday
Thursday	Thursday
Friday	Forget
Weekends	Party
Holiday	Forget

Hyperlinks:

• Declare Independence from Socks
• Soap Subversion