Directive 7/7a: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Step 1: Wake up, stumble out of bed.

Step 2: Eat cereal for breakfast, it's got 10% of the daily recommended intake.

Step 3: Wear pants with holes in them, it's a statement piece.

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• Directive 7/7b: The Art of Doing the Minimum Amount of Homework