According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up experts, bad breath is defined as any odor that can knock a bystander's eyes out of their head.
If you are a victim of bad breath, please fill out this simple form to report the incident:
Alternatively, you can contact our Bad Breath Hotline at 1-800-BAD-BREATH
We take bad breath very seriously and may subject offenders to the following punishments:
For more information on our Bad Breath Policy, see our appendix.