Directive 2: The Cautious Edition

Warning: Reading this directive may induce excessive caution in all who dare to proceed.

Section 1: The Fearsome Fine Print

DO NOT touch the stove, lest you wish to unleash a torrent of scalding hot water upon your unsuspecting hands.

BEWARE of loose wires, for they may lead to electrical doom.

Section 2: The Perilous Path

Proceed with Caution (Part 3) The Cautious Conundrum

Section 3: The Cautious Conclusion

Remember, safety always comes first. Or does it?