By order of the Supreme Leader, it is hereby decreed that all employees of the Ministry of Funky Pants shall wear plaid pants on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Learn more about the penalties.
Article 1: The wearing of plaid pants on Fridays shall be mandatory for all employees.
Article 2: Plaid pants shall be worn with a minimum of 3 stripes, but no more than 7.
Article 3: The colors of the plaid shall be strictly limited to the approved colors: Green, Blue and Yellow.
All employees shall report to the Plaid Pants Enforcement Committee on Fridays at 10:00 AM sharp to have their plaid pants inspected.
Questions and complaints should be directed to the Plaid Pants Ombudsman.