The Cretin

A being that exists in a state of perpetual ignorance, blissfully unaware of the world around it.

Characteristics:

• Utterly disengaged from reality
• Unfazed by the opinions of others
• Has a 0% chance of ever getting a haircut

Sub-Tier: The Cretin's Cousin

Cretin's Cousin

A being that exists in a state of mild confusion, occasionally questioning the world around it.

Characteristics:

• Still disengaged from reality, but with a glimmer of awareness
• Can be swayed by the opinions of others, but only for 2 seconds
• Still has a 99% chance of never getting a haircut

Sub-Tier: The Cretin's Grandparent

Cretin's Grandparent

A being that exists in a state of mild enlightenment, occasionally questioning its own existence.

Characteristics:

• Has a 10% chance of getting a haircut, but only if it's a Tuesday
• Can change its own opinion on a whim
• Still has a 50% chance of still being utterly confused