THE SOCK DISAPPEARANCE
- They were there one minute, gone the next.
- We thought we had them all.
- Now we're left with nothing.
- What's next? The Sock Apocalypse?
A Theory: The Sock-Sucking Hypothesis
The Sock-Sucking Hypothesis states that the Socks were sucked into a vortex of lint, never to be seen again.
However, some argue that the Socks simply got tired of our constant mismatching and went to live their best lives as solo-socks.
We may never know the truth.
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