The Utterly Useless Sweeping Technique
Also known as the "Sweep and Repeat" method, this technique involves sweeping the floor for an extended period of time, only to find out that you were actually cleaning the wrong room.
Key steps:
- Sweep the floor for 5 minutes, making sure to cover every inch of the floor.
- Stop, look around, and realize you're in the wrong room.
- Repeat steps 1-2 until you've swept the entire house.
Benefits:
- Develops patience of a saint.
- Enhances spatial reasoning.
- Guaranteed to get you a good dose of confusion and frustration.
Hyperlinks:
Technique 2: The Infinite Re-Sweeping
Advanced Technique 1: The Diffuser Sweeping Splendor