Important updates from the Department of Mandatory Fun
• Reminder: The cafeteria will now serve only a limited selection of mystery meat products. Don't ask questions.
• Update: The management has decided to replace the "Idea" elevator with a rickety staircase. Good luck with those 3rd-floor meetings.
• Event: The annual "Guess Who's Desk is a Mess" competition will be held next Wednesday. Prizes will be awarded for most creative excuses.