Disassembly Methods

Are you tired of your self being a mess of wires? Do you yearn to be reassembled into a more efficient, less prone-to-fail whole? Look no further! Our Disassembly Methods page is here to guide you through the process of taking yourself apart and putting yourself back together again.

Screw It All Together is the most aggressive approach. It involves removing all parts and reattaching them randomly, resulting in a somewhat functional but aesthetically pleasing result.

Take It Apart Piece by Piece is for those who prefer a more methodical approach. This involves removing each component one by one, labeling each part, and storing them in a labeled box for later reassembly.

Just Leave It Be is for those who don't want to bother with any of this. You just... exist. In a state of disassembly.