The Great Sausage Heist of '75, in which a group of enterprising individuals stole all the sausages from the local butcher shop, leaving residents in a state of panic and confusion.
The Disco Demolition of '75, in which a group of rogue architects decided to demolish an entire city block of disco clubs, citing "excessive glitter" as the reason.
The Great Cheese Shortage of '75, in which a group of rogue dairy farmers, tired of the monotony of producing the same old cheese, decided to hold the world hostage for their artistic vision.
The Year the World Ran Out of Beer, in which a global shortage of beer led to widespread riots and the eventual collapse of society.
The Great Sock Puppet Uprising, in which a group of disgruntled sock puppets, tired of being used as mere props, rose up against their human overlords.
The Year the Weather Got Too Hot, in which a freak heatwave caused widespread sunburns and spontaneous human combustion.
The Great Cheese Fondue Fiasco, in which a group of chefs, tired of the same old recipes, decided to create a fondue so potent it melted the very fabric of reality.