It was supposed to be a normal Tuesday, but instead, a dastardly thief struck the local cheese shop, making off with a wheel of artisanal gouda.
Witnesses reported seeing a suspicious figure, clad in a black hoodie and a "I'm with the brie" t-shirt, fleeing the scene with a large block of the precious fromage.
The police were called, but the thief was long gone, leaving behind only a trail of crumbs and a cryptic message on the bulletin board: "You'll never catch me, I've got the gouda."
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