Disaster Date: February 1, 2023

Today's Disasters:

The following disasters occurred on February 1, 2023:

Global Cat Overpopulation reaches critical levels, cats now outnumber humans 3:1
Astronauts on Space Station Alpha-4 are forced to eat nothing but freeze-dried pizza for a month due to equipment failure
The world's largest ball of twine in Iowa is stolen by a group of mischievous raccoons