Expertly crafted awkward conversations for the discerning relative.
Conversation Starters for Desperate Situations:
- What do you do? (for when they ask about your job)
- Where do you live? (for when they want to know where you live)
- What do you eat? (for when they want to know your dietary habits)
Awkward Questions:
- When did you last have a good bowel movement?
- Are you still using the same hairdresser?
- Have you considered a facelift?
Remember: these are just guidelines. Don't blame us for your social awkwardness.
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