Bridezilla: The Escape Plan

As a bridezilla, life was good. I had a castle, a groom, a dress, and a cake that was literally a castle. But, let's face it, marriage is a prison.

Escape Plan A: Fake Your Own Death Escape Plan B: Bribe Your Way Out Escape Plan C: Call In A Fake Emergency Escape Plan D: Distract, Distract, Distract

Or, you know, just leave. No one will notice.