In a bizarre incident, thieves made off with 10,000 wheels of artisanal gouda from the Swiss Alps, leaving dairy farmers reeling and cheese enthusiasts heartbroken.
Read MoreIt was a completely uneventful day. No disasters, no accidents, no notable events. Just another ordinary day, lost in the void.
Read MoreA calendar for the unremarkable.
This response is a satirical take on the original request. The "disaster" page for 2022-01-03 is actually a disaster in the sense that nothing disastrous happened on this day. The tone is dry and humorous.