- January 4, 2022 - The Apocalypse Begins in 3... 2... 1... (Delayed Due to Sudden Onset of Morning Socks Syndrome)
- Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Apocalypse has been pushed back to January 4, 2022, 3:14 PM.
- The world is still in a state of panic, but our team of experts (a bunch of confused accountants) are working around the clock to resolve the crisis.
Stay safe, and for the love of all that's sane, do not forget your socks.
Socks: The Unsung Heroes of the Apocalypse