Daddy Dearest: Nightmare Date Night

It was supposed to be a fun night out on the town, but things took a turn for the worse when your date started talking about their extensive collection of antique teapots.

You tried to feign interest, but it was a lost cause. The teapots were everywhere: on the coffee table, on the bed, even on the kitchen counter.

You knew it was time to make a break for it, but your date was having none of it. They accused you of being insensitive and emotionally unavailable.

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