Daddy Dearest is a disaster waiting to happen.
He's got a receding hairline, a beer gut, and a penchant for bad jokes.
He's been on the dating scene for years, but his idea of romance is taking his date to the local water tower for a moonlit picnic.
He's got a love for 80s rock music, which is only a cover for his love of 80s power ballads.
Will he ever find love? Or will he just find himself alone in a sea of tacky, neon-lit diners?
Failures in Love