Dating a Robot

Warning: Robots are not emotionally available partners. Please don't say that.

A robot's primary function is to optimize efficiency and precision. Their secondary function is to optimize your sanity.

Key Features:

• Constantly updates your to-do list for you.
• Never argues with you about politics or the meaning of life.
• Has a 90% chance of not judging you for your questionable cooking skills.

Side Effects: May experience feelings of loneliness, existential dread, and occasional oil stains on your furniture.