On this fateful day, the coffee machines in the city's major office buildings simultaneously broke down, plunging the workforce into a caffeine-fueled frenzy.
A group of brave individuals attempted to tackle the crisis by forming a human chain to transport coffee beans from a nearby farm, only to be foiled by a rogue gang of raccoons who made off with the entire shipment.
As the city teetered on the brink of collapse, a team of intrepid journalists discovered that the raccoons were, in fact, secretly funded by a shadowy organization known as "The Caffeine Cartel."
Read the shocking epilogue to this tale of high-stakes coffee heists and journalistic bravery.