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Monday, April 1, 1982, at precisely 12:00 PM: The Great Sock Conspiracy.

**What happened:** A massive sock puppet uprising in the laundry room of a small suburban home led to widespread panic, chaos, and a severe case of sole-mate-ly love between two rogue socks. **Causes:** 1. A particularly pesky sock named Steve, who was secretly a master of the ancient art of sock-ninja-ism. 2. The introduction of a new, highly addictive detergent that made socks develop a taste for freedom. 3. A group of rogue lint rollers who saw an opportunity to take revenge on their human overlords. **Symptoms:** 1. Socks went missing in the wash. 2. Sock puppets began to plot against their human owners. 3. A faint smell of despair wafted through the land. **Treatment:** 1. Call in the experts: Sock Whisperers Inc. 2. Perform an emergency sock audit. 3. Consider investing in a sock-proof vest. **Learn More:** * [Sock Puppetry: A History](/disaster-dates/methods/history-of-sock-puppetry) * [Sock Ninja Training Academy](/disaster-dates/methods/sock-ninja-training-academy)