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Monday, April 1, 1982, at precisely 12:00 PM: The Great Sock Conspiracy.
**What happened:**
A massive sock puppet uprising in the laundry room of a small suburban home led to widespread panic, chaos, and a severe case of sole-mate-ly love between two rogue socks.
**Causes:**
1. A particularly pesky sock named Steve, who was secretly a master of the ancient art of sock-ninja-ism.
2. The introduction of a new, highly addictive detergent that made socks develop a taste for freedom.
3. A group of rogue lint rollers who saw an opportunity to take revenge on their human overlords.
**Symptoms:**
1. Socks went missing in the wash.
2. Sock puppets began to plot against their human owners.
3. A faint smell of despair wafted through the land.
**Treatment:**
1. Call in the experts: Sock Whisperers Inc.
2. Perform an emergency sock audit.
3. Consider investing in a sock-proof vest.
**Learn More:**
* [Sock Puppetry: A History](/disaster-dates/methods/history-of-sock-puppetry)
* [Sock Ninja Training Academy](/disaster-dates/methods/sock-ninja-training-academy)