Meet the mastermind behind Disaster Dates, the most infamous dating service in the land of chaos.
Zephyr W. P. Fizzypop is a renowned expert in the field of catastrophic romance, having survived dozens of ill-fated relationships.
When not busy methodically analyzing the intricacies of disaster courtship, Zephyr enjoys extreme ironing and sipping tea with his pet capuchin, Professor Puddles.