The Disaster Date That Was Supposed to be Our First Kiss

We had been waiting for this moment for weeks. The moment when our lips would finally meet, and our love would be sealed. But little did we know, this was just the beginning of a long and storied history of disaster dates.

We met at a local theme park, on a night of bright lights, and loud screams. We had planned to ride the 'Kiss-O-Matic' rollercoaster, but instead, we found ourselves stuck in a crowded line for the 'Doom-N-Steamed' funnel cake stand.

The line moved at a glacial pace, and before we knew it, the park was closing. We found ourselves lost in the dark, trying to find each other in the sea of screaming children.

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