Disaster Date: Spill the Beans

When you're planning a date with someone, you want it to be perfect, right? But what if you could just, you know, add a little chaos to the mix?

Here's a recipe for a disaster date that's sure to, well, not go as planned:

Disaster Date: Spill the Beans

Ingredients:
1 cup of awkward silence
1/2 cup of passive-aggressive comments
1/4 cup of unrequited expectations
1/4 teaspoon of 'just kidding, I'm not really interested'
Instructions:
1. Start with a nice dinner at a quaint little bistro.
2. Order the most complicated dish on the menu.
3. When the waiter asks for your order, say "Oh, no, no, I meant to say the exact opposite of what I just said."
4. When the food arrives, pretend it's not what you ordered.
5. When your date asks if everything is okay, say "I'm fine, I just need to go for a walk."
6. Get lost in the parking lot.
7. When you finally make it back, pretend like nothing's wrong.

And that's it! Just follow these easy steps, and you'll be sure to have a disaster date that'll make for a great story at the water cooler.