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Subscription Plans

Plan	Cost	Features
Banquet	99c per month	Free food for one hour, one free hug
Blaze	199c per month	Free hug, free food, free fire extinguisher
Apocalypse	499c per month	Free hug, free food, free fire extinguisher, free hazmat suit

This page is a sign-up page for Disaster Dates, a service that pairs people with their worst nightmares, literally. The goal is to find the most disastrous date possible for you, and the more expensive the plan, the more disastrous. The plans range from the "Banquet" plan, which includes free food for one hour and a free hug, to the "Apocalypse" plan, which includes a hazmat suit.