Disaster Date: Sock Conspiracy Theories

In a shocking twist, it turns out that your missing socks are not just a victim of the washing machine's cruel whims, but part of a sinister plot to control your wardrobe and turn you into a human sock puppet.

Learn more about the Sock Puppeteers, a shadowy organization known only for their dastardly crimes against footwear and the unsuspecting public.

Or, check out our latest expose: Sock-gate: The Sock-gate Scandal, where we reveal the dark secrets behind the missing sock epidemic and the government cover-up that followed.

Read the Sock Protocol Agreement, a leaked document detailing the Sock Puppeteers' plans for world domination through the strategic placement of missing socks in key areas.