Welcome to Disaster Dates, where every date is a catastrophe waiting to happen.
This month, we've got a real snowball of a disaster for you.
A massive avalanche hits a small village in the Swiss Alps, burying the local ski resort under 50 feet of snow and 1000 feet of bureaucratic red tape.
Join us for our expert analysis of this snow-filled catastrophe:
Avalanche Ski Resort Chaos Avalanche Village EntitlementsMeanwhile, in a bizarre twist, the entire village is quarantined due to the presence of a single, highly infectious yet adorable poodle named Fifi.
Stay safe, and stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Quarantined Poodle AnticsResidents of the village are forced to social distance from each other, leading to a series of awkward small talk sessions and an increase in online shopping sales.
Will anyone be able to navigate this snowy social minefield?
Social Distancing WoesStay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to subscribe for more disaster dates!