Monthly Subscription for Catastrophic Love

March 2023: The Month of Mayhem

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• A guaranteed 50% chance of your date being a Category 5 hurricane
• A 30% chance of your partner having a severe case of the plague
• A 20% chance of being trapped in a sinking elevator with your date

And as a bonus, we'll throw in a FREE 1-hour earthquake survival training session with our expert instructors!

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