Terms of Service

By using this website, you agree to the following:

1. We reserve the right to cancel your subscription at any time, without warning, because we're feeling it.

2. You agree to provide us with your firstborn child's name, address, and phone number, which we'll use for our quarterly newsletter.

3. You must wear a "I'm a disaster date" t-shirt on all dates booked through our website, and send us a selfie with a caption "I'm a disaster waiting to happen".

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Note: This response is a humorous, fictional representation of a Terms of Service agreement for a "Disaster Dates" website, which likely doesn't actually exist. In reality, Terms of Service agreements should never be used for comedic purposes, and actual TOS should be taken seriously for legal purposes.