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Weekly Disaster Date Planner
Weekly Disaster Date Planner
Monday
- Wear a chicken costume to work
- Bring a whoopee cushion to the meeting
- Eat a whole jar of wasabi in front of your coworkers
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Tuesday
- Burp the alphabet during the conference call
- Set off the fire alarms with a can of hairspray
- Replace all the office computers with whoopee cushions
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Wednesday
- Set the copier to print out only cat pictures
- Hold a 3-hour meeting to discuss the meaning of "The Big Lebowski"
- Call the IT department and ask for the "root password"
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Thursday
- Replace all the chairs with whoopee cushions
- Hold a "Bring Your Cat to Work" day
- Install a ball pit in the break room
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Friday
- Call in sick with a fake mustache
- Hold a "Casual Friday" day, every day of the week
- Replace all the computers with pinball machines
More Friday Disasters