Subscribers-Only Challenge 3: The Unrelenting Futility of It All

Challenge Overview

As a valued subscriber, you've been chosen for a special challenge that will push your limits and test your resolve. This challenge is not for the faint of heart. You will be asked to perform a task that will make you question the very fabric of existence.

Will you rise to the challenge, or will you succumb to the crushing ennui of it all?

Challenge Details:

• Complete 50 burpees in under 5 minutes while reciting the entirety of War and Peace backwards.
• Catch 10 jellyfish with your bare hands in the depths of the ocean.

Rules:

• No use of technology allowed.
• No cheating, no whining.
• No surrendering.

Submissions:

Submit your results to our submissions page and await the judgment of our panel of esteemed judges.

Good luck, brave subscriber. The fate of your sanity hangs in the balance.

Disclaimer:

By participating in this challenge, you acknowledge that you are of sound mind, or at least, sound enough mind, and understand that the outcome may be unpredictable. You also acknowledge that we will not be held responsible for any emotional trauma or physical harm sustained during the challenge.

Challenge Rules | Submissions