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Welcome, fellow catastrophes-in-waiting. We're glad you asked. As a valued member of our community, you've earned the right to witness the most spectacular, the most calamitous, the most unforgettable disaster dates in the world.

Below, you'll find our curated list of the most ill-advised, the most calamitous, the most utterly disastrous dates we've ever had the pleasure to compile. Don't @ us.

Featured Disaster Dates:

• Terrible Tacos
• Romantic Roulette
• Chaos Dating Coach

Community Guidelines:

We have a few rules to keep things... interesting.

• Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to set fire to the bar.
• No actual fire alarms will be triggered during events.
• Don't @ us if your partner leaves you for a toaster.

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Frequently Asked Questions (and some of our own questions too)