Disaster Date Survival Guide

Subscriber-Exclusive Tips & Advice

As a valued subscriber, you're now privy to the secrets that will ensure you never get left in the dust of a bad date.

Tip 1: Don't Eat Anything Green

Unless you're at a fondue restaurant, don't even think about it. Trust us on this one.

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Tip 2: Bring A Gift (But Not A Pineapple)

We're not saying pineapples are bad, but they're just so... basic. Get a nice bottle of wine or something.

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Tip 3: Don't Talk About Your Ex

Unless it's to brag about how great you are now, don't do it. Your date will thank you.

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