Disaster Dates: A Club for the Chronically Inept

Welcome to Disaster Dates, where the art of romance meets the science of catastrophe!

Our subscribers-only content is reserved for those who have survived the most disastrous of dates, and are ready to relive the horror.

Featured Disaster Date:

"The Great Pizza Debacle": A night that started with a promise to pick up some fresh mozzarella, ended with a trip to the hospital, and a lifetime supply of antacids.

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